Proper Etiquette for Ladies! Biker Babes on the Path of Joy!
How to HumorPublished February 17, 2010 at 10:40 am No Comments
When it comes to proper etiquette Red-Neck Biker Babes are still expected to act like ladies! They are expected to take the lead in humor, honor, grace and joy by modern society. From the days of your Grandmother women have always been expected to handle these tasks with care, grace and beauty.
Now even though the modern woman can ride motorcycles with the best of men, she is still expected to act like a proper lady when throwing a kegger or tail-gate Bar-BQ. So regardless of your liberation there are still several proper etiquette guidelines that need to be observed by the Goodrich Leather Lady.
Read on below and learn how to step off the Harley right into a Debutante Dance and dinner! Where you can display your charm and act like a polished news reporter with all the people you meet. You will feel confident in front of your posse with the photo-shoot poise everyone can admire.
During your Introduction!
Please take that cigar out of your mouth and introduce that greasy man on your left to the pleasingly plump tattoo lady on your right. Beware of ever introducing yourself to any clean cut gentleman dressed to look like a narc. Remember it should be the man who must first introduce himself and read you your rights before you give him your name.
Wait for the man to show his offer. Unless you are wearing gloves never take his hand for a handshake. A better approach would be to grab his crotch and see what he is made of. Remember that in some conservative countries it is thought that a lady should never touch a man during the introduction. You must limit your response to a polite bow, nod or toothless smile.
During a Conversation:
1) Ladies are often expected to carry on with intellectual conversations. When talking, you should exude tact, fair education, and a good memory, I know that is hard but give it your best shot!
2) Only share your opinion if you are originally involved in the conversation. Do not butt in with your big butt when you have just overheard something as you happened to pass by.
3) If there is nothing for you to say, simply lend your ears and try not to burp to loudly so as not to distract the one who is talking.
4) Show an immense interest on any topic that is being discussed in your group. Do away with distractions.
5) Keep your voice low and gentle. Screaming or talking too loud or too vulgar is considered improper and better saved for the Hog Calling Contest.
Be sure to engage everyone present in your group into the conversation. Do not attempt to talk about topics which the others are unfamiliar like quantum physics because it indicates how dumb they are and could singling them out.
Some things to avoid:
1) Do not interrupt when there is someone who is talking. It shows rudeness and if you have to scratch your ass please be discreet.
2) Do not act as if you are always witty when you are an air-head! A display of knowledge can often be mishandled and may cause trouble afterwards.
3) Do not be boastful. If you want to share something about your investment, be sure to say it without any hint of bragging.
4) Do not talk about scandalous topics like how big your shoes are. Some people may not be comfortable hearing them.
Refrain from talking about boys or your dates when there are hot gullible single women engaged in your conversation and be sensitive to their feelings.
Thank the person who gives you a compliment. Never fall short of compliments for other people as well.
Things to remember:
1) Look the other person straight in the eye when he or she talks to you.
2) Do not walk away from a conversation unless you are about to cut a ripper that would raise the roof or the hair on a dogs back because it is a sign of disrespect.
3) Do not forget to greet the host before putting on the feed bag and talking with your friends.
4) Dress appropriately. Be sure to take note of the dress code indicated in the invitation card. Showing up with all those skimpy clothes when the theme is not that sexy is considered vulgar.
5) Do not boast about the amount you have spent for your dress. When complimented, thank the person and be humble when asked about it.
Do not wear too much jewelry or let too much cleavage show. Wear only the appropriate pieces that will match your dress which should have cuts and colors that are suitable for your body structure and skin tone. So stay away from the snake skin it could give you a bad name.
Women should be particular with the proper etiquette that they should exhibit. Proper manner during these instances speak of your fine breeding and suave personality.
